The Rhody Reporter, Satire. Gordon Calls the Shots - Trump Leaps into Action. Midterm Election Was Secret Q Plot to end Globalist Hegemony.
Lady Liberty was still pinned beneath the boulder when Alan Gordon gave the signal from his armchair. Trump took the count, the wrestlers bent their knees, and for one glorious second the elephant and the donkey were on the same piece of lumber. Below, Jesus holds up a germinating hemp seed beside Matthew 17:20, and Archimedes holds a rubber duck in a bathtub beside the saying about moving the world with a long enough lever.